Thursday, June 11, 2009

Newsreader's wife leaves him after one too many bad bedroom jokes.

The wife of an Australian newsreader has filed for divorce after her husband's "constant repetition of a very bad joke" during the act of sex. "We would begin making love," said the wife "And he would suddenly say 'this just in' in his newsreader voice. It really wasn't very funny and was actually quite off-putting. And then just as I was about to, shall we say, conclude, he would say 'I'm sorry, but we've run out of time. I'm going to have to cut you off there.' I just decided that it had happened one too many times."

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