Thursday, January 8, 2009
A much-publicised AIDS cure announced by Israeli Defence Force scientists has been dismissed around the world as "inhuman". The IDF announced it had found a 100% effective cure to the AIDS virus (something that has long eluded scientists) at a press conference yesterday. However, it was soon revealed that the cure involved blasting the AIDS victim with a laser-guided rocket.
"But it works! You can't deny that! This patient has no AIDS!" argued an IDF spokesperson at a press conference yesterday. But when pushed on the fact that the "cure" also leaves the patient utterly dead, he refused to elaborate further. Following similar concerns raised by the scientific community around the world, the IDF has promised to "re-evaluate" the cure.
Posted by Footstep at 4:39 AM