Oh Jesus... how dumb can you get?
Are they really not aware that Alda was a stage name created by his father decades before Al Quaeda?
"Quae" is his middle name. I know that because my favorite conservative website told me it's true. He's the father of all terrorism. He sends super-secret text messages to Osama Obama and they both plan to take over the world in 2012.
Thats a load of fucking shit!!
He is obviously pro-war as is seen through his views expressed in MASH! (I'm being sarcastic)