Tuesday, December 16, 2008

EXCLUSIVE: Bush accepts Wal-Mart post - transition training underway.

Speculation has been rampant in the waning days of the Bush presidency as to just what the 43rd president will do after leaving office. In these exclusive images obtained by Newsifact, we can confirm the George W. Bush has accepted the post of deputy-assistant trolley attendant at a Wal-Mart store in the town of Monnet, southern Missouri.

"We believe that he is eminently qualified for this post," said Jane Rinkley, deputy manager of the store "We decided to overlook the fact that he failed the standard aptitude test and mis-spelt his name on the application form because of his impressive credentials."

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