Jacko unveils final finished face - says "This is it!"

Troubled pop star Michael Jackson has unveiled what he says is his final, finished face and that he will undertake no more plastic surgery. The announcement was made at a press conference in London entitled "This is it." Jackson, who has had a compulsive obsessive disorder for more than twenty years related to the alteration of his appearance stated "I'm done. It has taken a lot of work, but this is the face I want to die with."


Highlights of the "finished" face include a disfiguring chin implant, an artificial nose tip (the result of a complete beakdown of nasal tissue), a strange wig and reconstructed cheekbones. Mr Jackson will be on display at the Tate Modern in London until August.